Waffle House Museum

Beth took me to the Waffle House museum last weekend and we learned HISTORY. About WAFFLE HOUSE.


We didn’t wait in line to get historically accurate waffles because we (surprisingly) have a Waffle House near us. But people waited.


Then we met a bunch of people at My Parent’s Basement and looked at comics, ate food, and played video games.


Now I want a waffle.


a group of people sitting at a desk in a room

So, Matthew downloaded the Seeing AI app which looks at something and describes it.

It pretty much pegged the Help Desk Mission Statement:


Ages are off but emotions are right on:


But it reading Aly’s coke amused me the most. Not even sure it is entirely appropriate:


Thanks, AI! I look forward to you controlling us all one day.

Flag Cake # 1 : Oh Canada Maple Bacon Buttermilk Cake

Canada Cake

I promised Amy a flag cake a month for an unspecified amount of time. I have at least accomplished part of this task. My first country was our neighbor to the north, Canada. It’s the home of good things (Degrassi) and awful things (Rush).

Since there was a maple leaf, I had to go with maple flavor. And then there is Canadian bacon but I didn’t use that. I used American bacon because it is good and we all share a continent so it counts.

So, one country down and like five or six more to go.

I promised Amy a flag cake a month. Cake # 1 :Maple Bacon Canada Cake.


Installed a smart lock at home so we can live in the future. Also, Game of Thrones starts back. Head is healing fine. 

Need a Do-Over

So, decided to wear my glasses today even though they fog up in the summer. And my watch didn’t charge for some reason. We went to Ideal Bagel and I was going to put my watch in the trunk to charge while we were inside. 

Well my glasses fogged up while I was leaning in so I didn’t see the trunk door as I rammed my head into it. 

Then inside I am telling Beth how some days you just need to start over and then I spilled the cream everywhere. 

So, long story shortish, keep away today or you may be sucked into the bad luck vortex. 

The amnesia is nice because I have forgotten who these weird people in my office are.

Hit my head.

Update for Aly

Matthew ate Taco Bell and felt bad. One cat at hospital, one back home. We are going to track Matthew’s sodium since he doesn’t have the tick red meat allergy. 

My No-Travel Blog

Update : We didn’t buy a lake house, I have upgraded to a better spiralizer, and need to do Whole 30 again because I have eaten a lot more than peanuts.

Alyssa (student worker/not a failure) is travelling in Thailand for a month and is keeping a travel blog so I told her I would keep a no-travel blog while she was gone.

But I have this perfectly good blog laying around so I might as well use it.

So, for the next month I will try to fill Aly in on what she is missing.

Not A Failure

Don’t Tell

I just ate a handful of honey roasted peanuts. Don’t tell the #whole30 police. In other news, my spiralizer comes today so I hope Beth likes spiralized EVERYTHING.

I’m driving to Anderson, SC on Saturday to look at former roommate Betsy’s lake house she is selling. So, that would be a thing.

Made it to February

We’ve made it to February. I’ve eaten non-whole30 foods for a few days and we are about to start Round 2 tomorrow morning.

Amy and Beth still haven’t made their podcast yet. Get to it, ladies!

This is what I looked like a few minutes ago :

Chip in February 2017

That’s all for now.