Monthly Archives: April 2006

Elvis Has Outgrown the Building

Okay, not really, but he is getting quite shaggy. Here he is in his younger days. Went to the Albert Goldbarth poetry reading tonight, and it was very engaging. I only wished it lasted longer. I love how he mixes … Continue reading

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I’m a Judgmental Racist Sexist Snob and Unimaginative Reader

Or so says an author whose book I recently copyedited. I’m racist and a snob because I lowercased voodoo (as per Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, 11th ed.). I’m sexist and judgmental for trying to clarify an amgibuous pronoun antecedent (I changed … Continue reading

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That and a Couple Bucks Will Buy You a Cup of Coffee

So today I ventured into Park Hall again and sat on a panel of professionals with English degrees. We spoke to seniors in the English Department about how we got our jobs, gave them pointers, and tried to give them … Continue reading

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Fun with Numbers

So this morning at two minutes and three seconds after one, the time and date was 01:02:03 04/05/06. I wish I’d known beforehand–I would’ve thrown a party. Speaking of, it’s time for another party before long. Any suggestions on why? … Continue reading

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Grass

Some mysterious lawn fairy cut my grass yesterday. I asked one neighbor today, thinking it might’ve been her, since I cut her grass last week since her mower was out of commission. She said it was the neighbor boy across … Continue reading

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No Pictures

I visited Stephanie and Alex this Sunday and had a wonderful time, but in my joy and amazement at the gorgeousness of their home, I completely forgot to take pictures. Phooey. Well, you’ll just have to take my word for … Continue reading

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Weekend So Far

My friend Sarah and I went to see a play at the university Friday night, Polaroid Stories. I liked it, because it was takes of Ovid’s Metamorphoses, and boy do I loves me some metamorphoses. The performances of Narcissus and … Continue reading

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