Absurdist Spam

We’re going to become spammers. But not your typical greedy,
self-serving spammers. I’m thinking absurdist spam. I think we
should send out completely nonsensical spam with important subject
lines like:
Prevent Penis Growth!
Sell Ice Cream for Better Health, Longer Life.
New Cream to Remove Unsightly Eyes and Blemishes
No Spitting!
Click here to see sexy kittens who want to play, eat your tuna.
I think you get the gist.