i have absolutely no interest in krystal or their burgers, but if you’re hot for their little square slabs of “meat” on “bread” OR you’d like to be the next reality tv goon from athens, go right ahead and run your mouth about how much you love krystal this wednesday & thursday on the corner of clayton & college ave. (here’s the link to the banner-herald story) maybe you’ll be invited to the next local reality tv star slumber party with the room raiders, bachelorette, and average schmo gang!
(side note: i wonder how many hangover recovery stories the film crew is going to have to sit through before they actually get a usable commercial?)

birthday fit for a "1-2-3 king!"

Originally uploaded by Scrappy Rocks!.

a happy birthday fit for one who declares “1-2-3 i am the king!” (at least before the coup d’état overthrows her reign and the birthday girl is ordered to do the happy dance and eat another “funfetti” cupcake).