after much obsessing (far too long, frankly) with the show, the game, and the leagues, i finally broke down and bought the roller derby gear!


i am very excited. i didn’t just buy the skates, i bought the whole shebang — skates, helmet, knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards, mouth guard, outdoor wheels (to practice), and various and sundry tools, bearings, and wd-40-like lubricants. yeah, we’re talking total dork status here.

things i have learned in three days of owning said skates:
- just because i have the gear, it doesn’t mean i can actually roller skate.
- uh oh, i really can’t roller skate
- OMG, MY BUTT IS HUGE IN THIS VIDEO!



