{"id":2611,"date":"2004-03-23T19:21:19","date_gmt":"2004-03-24T03:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=2611"},"modified":"2004-03-23T19:21:19","modified_gmt":"2004-03-24T03:21:19","slug":"the-fortress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2004\/03\/23\/the-fortress\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fortress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh yeah, the new barn is going to be awesome. It&#8217;s bigger than the room I am sitting in now. Kate wants to live in it. I want to have parties in it. It needs a satellite dish and easy chairs. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/barn-tuesday.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/barn-tuesday-thumb.jpg\" align=\"left\" width=\"160\" height=\"120\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After they finish the barn they are going to gut the bathroom and build that back up from scratch. We&#8217;re getting rid of the closet in there which will free up a lot of needed space.  The downside of this is that I will most likely have to move out of my house for at least a week.<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;all can start fighting over me now!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking of making posters of myself available at CafePress. I think it is the only right thing to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh yeah, the new barn is going to be awesome. It&#8217;s bigger than the room I am sitting in now. Kate wants to live in it. I want to have parties in it. It needs a satellite dish and easy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2004\/03\/23\/the-fortress\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}