{"id":2635,"date":"2004-04-10T06:23:59","date_gmt":"2004-04-10T14:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=2635"},"modified":"2004-04-10T06:23:59","modified_gmt":"2004-04-10T14:23:59","slug":"evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2004\/04\/10\/evil\/","title":{"rendered":"Evil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, Kate and I are having dinner at Thai of Athens last night and we are talking about the new barn and bathroom and all that sort of stuff. Then I get my fortune and it is :<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"evil_fortune.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/evil_fortune.jpg\" width=\"316\" height=\"89\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, obviously, I am scared of the barn now.  We called my Mom to ask if there were any pets buried under where we built it. She thought at first that Snowball, a cat, might be there but then decided she was somewhere else. I&#8217;m not scared of anything named Snowball.<\/p>\n<p>Then she said that it could be the spirit of the kid who tried to burn down the playhouse back there when I was little. I remembered something about this but didn&#8217;t remember the kid. She said he lived across the street and always wanted sandwiches. This seemed like a possibility other than the fact  that this kid is probably a CPA somewhere or something.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just going to be cautious.<\/p>\n<p>On a related note, we ruled out the bathroom as &#8220;the finest structure&#8221; because my mother chose the cheapest tile.<\/p>\n<p>On another related note, Susan F. thinks that the evil could be referring to my Britney afghan or even Kate, since she wants to move into the barn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Kate and I are having dinner at Thai of Athens last night and we are talking about the new barn and bathroom and all that sort of stuff. Then I get my fortune and it is : So, obviously, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2004\/04\/10\/evil\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}