{"id":2785,"date":"2004-08-11T13:02:55","date_gmt":"2004-08-11T21:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=2785"},"modified":"2004-08-11T13:02:55","modified_gmt":"2004-08-11T21:02:55","slug":"help-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2004\/08\/11\/help-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Help Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Work is pretty rough this week.  Y&#8217;all should buy me drinks and stuff when you see me.  Or, just offer me an easier job somewhere else. Either one of those options would work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Work is pretty rough this week. Y&#8217;all should buy me drinks and stuff when you see me. Or, just offer me an easier job somewhere else. Either one of those options would work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2785"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2785\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}