{"id":2851,"date":"2004-10-02T19:56:51","date_gmt":"2004-10-03T03:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=2851"},"modified":"2004-10-02T19:56:51","modified_gmt":"2004-10-03T03:56:51","slug":"saturday-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2004\/10\/02\/saturday-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, we went to Border&#8217;s last night (Me, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/sam\">Sam<\/a>, Kate, and Jenny) and I bought &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0743236017\/\">Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs<\/a>&#8221; by Chuck Klosterman.  One of the reasons I knew I was going to like this book was a section on 23 Questions that he has to ask everyone he meets to decide if he can <i>really<\/i> love them.  I really enjoyed this one:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n8. You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal; You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson&#8217;s gothic puppet fantasy <i>The Dark Crystal<\/i>. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he\/she peppers casual conversation with <i>Dark Crystal<\/i> references, uses <i>Dark Crystal<\/i> analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk about the film&#8217;s &#8220;deeper philosophy.&#8221; <b>Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?<\/b>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh, I think that would make me love her THAT MUCH MORE.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"dark_crystal3.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/dark_crystal3.jpg\" width=\"144\" height=\"221\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nToday, I walked downtown to buy comics and look at the dawg fans. Cousin Mark was hanging out in the front yard of the SAE house.<\/p>\n<p>I bought my comics and made it back home without too many scars from the fans.  I was in iPodperson mode so I only saw what was going on. I did see cops bust several people for drinking on the street. That&#8217;s always fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, we went to Border&#8217;s last night (Me, Sam, Kate, and Jenny) and I bought &#8220;Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs&#8221; by Chuck Klosterman. One of the reasons I knew I was going to like this book was a section on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2004\/10\/02\/saturday-5\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}