{"id":3,"date":"2011-01-21T12:18:36","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T17:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/?p=3"},"modified":"2011-01-21T12:19:08","modified_gmt":"2011-01-21T17:19:08","slug":"the-world-is-my-china-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2011\/01\/21\/the-world-is-my-china-shop\/","title":{"rendered":"The world is my china shop."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chipw\/5375888648\/\" title=\"Untitled by Chip, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5008\/5375888648_281da205e8_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"240\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Did I drop a printer? Did I knock down a shelf and break a cat ornament? Did I spill (i can&#8217;t believe I am typing this) diet PEPSI on my shirt?<\/p>\n<p>If you answered yes to any of the above the items, then you would be correct about the last hour or so.<\/p>\n<p>Yay Friday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did I drop a printer? Did I knock down a shelf and break a cat ornament? Did I spill (i can&#8217;t believe I am typing this) diet PEPSI on my shirt? If you answered yes to any of the above &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2011\/01\/21\/the-world-is-my-china-shop\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9305,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions\/9305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}