{"id":3086,"date":"2005-01-29T16:58:04","date_gmt":"2005-01-30T00:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3086"},"modified":"2005-01-29T16:58:04","modified_gmt":"2005-01-30T00:58:04","slug":"pretend-to-be-a-stalker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/01\/29\/pretend-to-be-a-stalker\/","title":{"rendered":"Pretend to be a Stalker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bored at home.<\/p>\n<p>I left briefly to go to the gas station near my house. It smelled a lot like vomit in there. Don&#8217;t plan on going there again any time soon.<\/p>\n<p>I am invited to :jocelyn:&#8217;s for dinner but don&#8217;t want to get stuck over  there.<\/p>\n<p>I used the new <a href=\"http:\/\/google.picasa.com\/\">Picassa 2 from google<\/a> to make a collage. It looks like something a stalker would have. Well, it does to me since I used pictures of Natalie.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/natstalk.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/natstalk-thumb.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My DirecTV dish is encased in ice and has not worked all day.<\/p>\n<p>SUCKS.<\/p>\n<p>kbyenow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bored at home. I left briefly to go to the gas station near my house. It smelled a lot like vomit in there. Don&#8217;t plan on going there again any time soon. I am invited to :jocelyn:&#8217;s for dinner but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/01\/29\/pretend-to-be-a-stalker\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}