{"id":3138,"date":"2005-02-22T08:51:33","date_gmt":"2005-02-22T16:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3138"},"modified":"2005-02-22T08:51:33","modified_gmt":"2005-02-22T16:51:33","slug":"oh-cold-parasols","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/02\/22\/oh-cold-parasols\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Cold Parasols"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alps Road School wants to buy the letters that my Mom bought at the auction back. She bought the letters from the front of the school that spelled ALPS ROAD SCHOOL. It&#8217;s unfortunate because she could also have used them to spell:<\/p>\n<p>A Cad Rolls Hoops<br \/>\nSo Hops A Collard<br \/>\nA Roach Sold Slop<br \/>\nOops, A Doll Crash<br \/>\nOr, A Colossal PHD<\/p>\n<p>But, I guess they will spell ALPS ROAD SCHOOL. How boring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alps Road School wants to buy the letters that my Mom bought at the auction back. She bought the letters from the front of the school that spelled ALPS ROAD SCHOOL. It&#8217;s unfortunate because she could also have used them &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/02\/22\/oh-cold-parasols\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}