{"id":3211,"date":"2005-03-23T02:51:05","date_gmt":"2005-03-23T10:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3211"},"modified":"2005-03-23T02:51:05","modified_gmt":"2005-03-23T10:51:05","slug":"the-last-kitchen-photo-you-will-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/03\/23\/the-last-kitchen-photo-you-will-see\/","title":{"rendered":"The Last Kitchen Photo You Will See"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember a time when none of you knew what my kitchen looked like?<\/p>\n<p>I do.<\/p>\n<p>This is the other direction, now. Please understand that I *will* fix the cabinet knobs at some point and that if it doesn&#8217;t bother me right now then it certainly shouldn&#8217;t bother you.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_4212.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/IMG_4212.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember a time when none of you knew what my kitchen looked like? I do. This is the other direction, now. Please understand that I *will* fix the cabinet knobs at some point and that if it doesn&#8217;t bother me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/03\/23\/the-last-kitchen-photo-you-will-see\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}