{"id":3251,"date":"2005-04-22T22:15:04","date_gmt":"2005-04-23T06:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3251"},"modified":"2005-04-22T22:15:04","modified_gmt":"2005-04-23T06:15:04","slug":"rehearsal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/04\/22\/rehearsal\/","title":{"rendered":"Rehearsal"},"content":{"rendered":"

So yeah, I just got home from my sister’s rehearsal dinner. It’s sad that I will never ever ever get married after what I have seen tonight.<\/p>\n

Nick has two brothers, Steve and John. When someone in their family gets married, they pretty much attack them. I was told tonight that this custom will now extend to me when I get married. This is too bad because I was already in talks with Whitney (bridesmaid) to marry her so her daughter could go to school for free.<\/p>\n

Pros to Getting Married During 2005:<\/p>\n

1. Shawn will pay me $100.
\n2. Let’s say love and companionship but we’ll all really know it’s all about winning the bet. See #1.<\/p>\n

Cons:<\/p>\n

1. Nick’s family will hogtie me, strip me, write on me with Sharpies, tar and feather me, and who know what else.
\n2. Someone will be touching all my stuff in my house and setting out doilies or whatever it is wives do.<\/p>\n

Bachelorhood: CONFIRMED.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So yeah, I just got home from my sister’s rehearsal dinner. It’s sad that I will never ever ever get married after what I have seen tonight. Nick has two brothers, Steve and John. When someone in their family gets … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}