{"id":3323,"date":"2005-06-23T10:19:08","date_gmt":"2005-06-23T18:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3323"},"modified":"2005-06-23T10:19:08","modified_gmt":"2005-06-23T18:19:08","slug":"explorations-into-witchcraft-wolfgang-pucks-self-heating-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/06\/23\/explorations-into-witchcraft-wolfgang-pucks-self-heating-can\/","title":{"rendered":"Explorations into Witchcraft: Wolfgang Puck&#039;s Self Heating Can"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I have already doomed myself by reading the Harry Potter, I have decided to explore the softer side of black magic. I started by purchasing for the Cason and I <i>Wolfgang Puck Gourmet Rich Mocha Latte<\/i> in the new <b>self-heating can<\/b>. Ain&#8217;t nothing natural about that, no sir.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_4650.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/IMG_4650.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_4652.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/IMG_4652.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, the deal is that you shake it and turn it upside down which calls forth the demons and traps them in a little plastic bubble.  When you depress the bubble it sends them down into the can of mocha. They, being upset about being trapped in a $2 can of coffee become angry and agitated and heat the coffee up.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_4653.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/IMG_4653.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_4660.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/IMG_4660.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>After six to eight minutes, the demons decide that everything is fine  and that they have thought about it and there are far worse places to be than in a can of gourmet coffee beverage.  They turn the &#8220;hot spot&#8221; white to show you that it is safe to open the coffee.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_4654.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/IMG_4654.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_4655.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/IMG_4655.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, give it another shake out of spite and open it up and you have pure devlish 140 degree coffee. I am not sure if the demons can get out or not but as an American consumer, I am not supposed to worry about such things. They can live happily in a landfill for all I care.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_4656.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/IMG_4656.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_4659.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/IMG_4659.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s mocha-evil-riffic!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I have already doomed myself by reading the Harry Potter, I have decided to explore the softer side of black magic. I started by purchasing for the Cason and I Wolfgang Puck Gourmet Rich Mocha Latte in the new &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/06\/23\/explorations-into-witchcraft-wolfgang-pucks-self-heating-can\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}