{"id":3373,"date":"2005-07-25T08:42:18","date_gmt":"2005-07-25T16:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3373"},"modified":"2005-07-25T08:42:18","modified_gmt":"2005-07-25T16:42:18","slug":"cell-less","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/07\/25\/cell-less\/","title":{"rendered":"Cell-less"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot my cell phone when I left home this morning. So, if you were gonna call to propose marriage or anything like that, you should just send email instead.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been out of the walking in the morning thing for a while but started again this morning (because, after all, today is the first day of the rest of my life to be all clicheariffic)and what is the deal with it being hot before 6:00 AM? That&#8217;s just crazy.<\/p>\n<p>And then I get to work and it is 85 degrees in my office so I go into the basement to reset the AC before everyone gets here and I walk straight into a huge spiderweb and now I fear that I have spiders all over me.<\/p>\n<p>The moral of this story? I should have stayed home and watched my backlog of &#8220;Eastenders&#8221; episodes today.<\/p>\n<p>Note to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/stephanie\/\">Baby Genius<\/a>: Good luck or Break a leg or whatever it is people say before one takes the bar. And if you see this, what the hell are you doing reading the blogs when the bar is this week?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot my cell phone when I left home this morning. So, if you were gonna call to propose marriage or anything like that, you should just send email instead. I&#8217;ve been out of the walking in the morning thing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/07\/25\/cell-less\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}