{"id":3420,"date":"2005-09-01T19:33:43","date_gmt":"2005-09-02T03:33:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3420"},"modified":"2005-09-01T19:33:43","modified_gmt":"2005-09-02T03:33:43","slug":"bent-wheel-and-skinned-knee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/09\/01\/bent-wheel-and-skinned-knee\/","title":{"rendered":"Bent Wheel and Skinned Knee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wouldn&#8217;t I be so cool if I had a skinned knee and bent wheel from a biking incident?<\/p>\n<p>I would be. Yes, I would.<\/p>\n<p>Would it be less cool if it happened while I was taking my bike out of my storage shed and just kind of tripped and fell into my yard on top of the bike?<\/p>\n<p>It would be. Yes, it would.<\/p>\n<p>Not saying what happened but not feeling so cool right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wouldn&#8217;t I be so cool if I had a skinned knee and bent wheel from a biking incident? I would be. Yes, I would. Would it be less cool if it happened while I was taking my bike out of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/09\/01\/bent-wheel-and-skinned-knee\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}