{"id":3447,"date":"2005-10-11T09:15:05","date_gmt":"2005-10-11T17:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3447"},"modified":"2005-10-11T09:15:05","modified_gmt":"2005-10-11T17:15:05","slug":"monday-ii-tuesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/10\/11\/monday-ii-tuesday\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday II: Tuesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So far:<\/p>\n<p>More Ants (but not on new toothbrush luckily).<br \/>\nSpilled orange juice on lap on way to work.<br \/>\nTape drive in server gone kerfluey<br \/>\nMy laptop profile corrupted and I had to redo everything.<\/p>\n<p>But.<\/p>\n<p>I did come across <a href=\"http:\/\/progressiveruin.com\/archives\/2005_10_09_archive.html#112884184668289040\">Doctor Doom&#8217;s Top 10 Euphemisms For Sex<br \/>\n<\/a> AND I got to hear Paul Harvey on the way to work so the day is not COMPLETELY lost.<\/p>\n<p>And while reindexing my pictures when rebuilding my laptop I came across this classic. If only MTV would redo all literature this way:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"wheights.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/archives\/pictures\/wheights.jpg\" width=\"294\" height=\"475\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Because, I really do care what Erika has to say in the introduction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So far: More Ants (but not on new toothbrush luckily). Spilled orange juice on lap on way to work. Tape drive in server gone kerfluey My laptop profile corrupted and I had to redo everything. But. I did come across &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/10\/11\/monday-ii-tuesday\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}