{"id":3462,"date":"2005-10-28T13:03:24","date_gmt":"2005-10-28T21:03:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3462"},"modified":"2005-10-28T13:03:24","modified_gmt":"2005-10-28T21:03:24","slug":"im-the-boy-next-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/10\/28\/im-the-boy-next-door\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;m The Boy Next Door!"},"content":{"rendered":"<table cellpadding=\"5\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"600\" valign=\"top\" width=\"255\"> <img decoding=\"async\" border=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/is1.okcupid.com\/graphics\/persons\/RGLDm.gif\">     <\/td>\n<td>   <\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">  <font size=\"5\">The Boy Next Door<\/font><br \/> <font size=\"4\"> <b>R<\/b>andom<font> <\/font><b>G<\/b>entle<font> <\/font><b>L<\/b>ove<font> <\/font><b>D<\/b>reamer (<font>RGLDm<\/font>)<\/font><\/p>\n<p>      Kind, yearning, playful, you are <b>The Boy Next Door<\/b>. You&#8217;re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it&#8217;s sweet. <\/p>\n<p>     We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful  ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming  date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or  glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the  first moments are especially glorious. If you&#8217;ve had some things not  work out before, so what. <\/p>\n<table align=\"right\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"5\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"> <span class=\"tiny\"> Your exact opposite:<br \/> <b>The 5-Night Stand<\/b><br \/> <img decoding=\"async\" border=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/is1.okcupid.com\/graphics\/persons\/DBSMm_thumb.gif\" hspace=\"3\" vspace=\"7\"><br \/> Deliberate<font> <\/font>Brutal<font> <\/font>Sex<font> <\/font>Master<br \/> <\/span> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>       On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as  their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you&#8217;re often passed over  for more dangerous or masculine men. You&#8217;re the typical &#8220;nice guy:&#8221;  without just a touch of cockiness, you&#8217;re doomed with girls. A shoulder  to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold. <\/p>\n<p>     More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get  older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the  search. These tarnished few grow up to be <b>The Men Next Door<\/b>, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not. <br \/><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/is1.okcupid.com\/graphics\/square.gif\"> <\/p>\n<p> <font>ALWAYS AVOID<\/font>: <b>The Nymph<\/b> <\/p>\n<p><font>CONSIDER<\/font>: <b>The Maid of Honor<\/b>, <b>The Peach<\/b> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Link: <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/oktest3'><b>The 32-Type Dating Test<\/b><\/a> by <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com'><b><b>OkCupid<\/b><\/b><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm) Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You&#8217;re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it&#8217;s sweet. We think the next &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/10\/28\/im-the-boy-next-door\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}