{"id":3531,"date":"2005-12-13T14:07:59","date_gmt":"2005-12-13T22:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3531"},"modified":"2005-12-13T14:07:59","modified_gmt":"2005-12-13T22:07:59","slug":"hey-scrappy-this-is-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/12\/13\/hey-scrappy-this-is-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Scrappy&#8230; This is for you."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a title=\"bread.html\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~spban\/bread.html\">Bread Is Dangerous<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.<br \/>\n8. Bread is often a &#8220;gateway&#8221; food item, leading the user to &#8220;harder&#8221; items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>South Beach could literally save your life from the evil bread. And don&#8217;t even get me started on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dhmo.org\/facts.html\">dihydrogen oxide<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Bread Is Dangerous. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/12\/13\/hey-scrappy-this-is-for-you\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}