{"id":3533,"date":"2005-12-13T23:42:44","date_gmt":"2005-12-14T07:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3533"},"modified":"2005-12-13T23:42:44","modified_gmt":"2005-12-14T07:42:44","slug":"how-do-these-things-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2005\/12\/13\/how-do-these-things-happen\/","title":{"rendered":"How Do These Things Happen?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From The &#8220;If You Can&#8217;t Beat Them, Join Them&#8221; Dept.:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/spynotebook\">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>We went to the gym which became the gym, then Wal-Mart, then La Parilla, then bowling, then Kroger.<\/p>\n<p>Very tired now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From The &#8220;If You Can&#8217;t Beat Them, Join Them&#8221; Dept.: Find me on MySpace and be my friend! We went to the gym which became the gym, then Wal-Mart, then La Parilla, then bowling, then Kroger. Very tired now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}