{"id":3583,"date":"2006-01-05T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-06T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3583"},"modified":"2006-01-05T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-06T00:00:00","slug":"things-i-didnt-know-when-i-got-up-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2006\/01\/05\/things-i-didnt-know-when-i-got-up-this-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I Didn&#039;t Know When I Got Up This Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li><a title=\"Discovery Channel :: News :: Ancient Egyptians Revered Dwarfs\" href=\"http:\/\/dsc.discovery.com\/news\/briefs\/20060102\/dwarf_arc.html?source=rss\">Ancient Egyptians Revered Dwarfs<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Lindsay Lohan may be preggers.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.satugo.com\/\">They make cameras you can bounce and throw.<\/a>.\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/oscarbeat.latimes.com\/awards_oscar\/2006\/01\/ladies_and_gent.html\">Jon Stewart is gonna host the Oscars<\/a>.\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ancient Egyptians Revered Dwarfs Lindsay Lohan may be preggers. They make cameras you can bounce and throw.. Jon Stewart is gonna host the Oscars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}