{"id":3660,"date":"2006-03-22T15:30:33","date_gmt":"2006-03-22T23:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3660"},"modified":"2006-03-22T15:30:33","modified_gmt":"2006-03-22T23:30:33","slug":"is-it-true-someone-stuck-laffy-taffy-in-the-printer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2006\/03\/22\/is-it-true-someone-stuck-laffy-taffy-in-the-printer\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;Is it true someone stuck Laffy Taffy in the printer?&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, probably. Printers and taffy are the new chocolate and peanut butter. Speaking of peanut butter, I gave Scrappy an old cordless phone she could use and she informed me that it smelled like peanut butter. I think that would be nice. There are far worse things that an old cordless phone could smell like.  I found it while my fam and I  were cleaning out closets at my grandparents&#8217; house.  I also brought home the following:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>wig and styrofoam head<\/li>\n<li>talking Alf doll<\/li>\n<li>missy&#8217;s ponytail from when she was little (this was a present for me from my sis and miss. thanks)<\/li>\n<li>1976 USA Olympic Hairstyling Team Cookbook<\/li>\n<li>school dance picture of me and caroline (girlfriend # 2)<\/li>\n<li>my dinosaur hunting license<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So, Shawn was complaining that I never blog anymore.  I just ran out of interesting things to say and I think my blog is ugly and someone should fix it. Or you should just read the LJ feed on your friends list or subscribe to the RSS feed. Then the ugliness is all you guys. Then Veronica complained also. So, here is that blog post you have all been waiting for.<\/p>\n<p>Was it worth the wait? Yeah, didn&#8217;t think so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, probably. Printers and taffy are the new chocolate and peanut butter. Speaking of peanut butter, I gave Scrappy an old cordless phone she could use and she informed me that it smelled like peanut butter. I think that would &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2006\/03\/22\/is-it-true-someone-stuck-laffy-taffy-in-the-printer\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}