{"id":3768,"date":"2006-10-20T10:15:01","date_gmt":"2006-10-20T18:15:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/wordpress\/?p=3768"},"modified":"2006-10-20T10:15:01","modified_gmt":"2006-10-20T18:15:01","slug":"would-the-frakkin-bees-just-get-here-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2006\/10\/20\/would-the-frakkin-bees-just-get-here-already\/","title":{"rendered":"Would the frakkin bees just get here already?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I heard on the radio yesterday that the killer bees were about to get to Georgia. It&#8217;s about time. I remember the front page of the Banner Herald at some point in the late 70s or early 80s having a map showing the bees coming up from Mexico.<\/p>\n<p>I have been waiting since then. A good chunk of my life waiting for the killer bees.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/bees.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/bees-thumb.jpg\" width=\"201\" height=\"61\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<i>stolen from the Red and Black<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I had to call Susan on the phone as soon as I heard because she has also been waiting for the bees to get here.<\/p>\n<p>Much like the above graphic shows, the guy on the radio so that if you encounter killer bees, you are supposed to run. Sounds like a firm plan to me. I like it.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I am firmly AGAINST killer bees. I got stung by a yellowjacket a few weeks ago and it hurt and I whined. But, it is kind of like knowing you are about to get a shot or squinting before someone flashes a camera in your eyes.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll feel better when my fear is justified.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard on the radio yesterday that the killer bees were about to get to Georgia. It&#8217;s about time. I remember the front page of the Banner Herald at some point in the late 70s or early 80s having a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2006\/10\/20\/would-the-frakkin-bees-just-get-here-already\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-3768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-bees"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3768\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}