{"id":4555,"date":"2009-12-20T20:34:52","date_gmt":"2009-12-21T01:34:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spynotebook.org\/chip\/?p=4555"},"modified":"2009-12-20T20:34:52","modified_gmt":"2009-12-21T01:34:52","slug":"conked-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/2009\/12\/20\/conked-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Conked Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While Scrappy was finishing up some sewing, I decided to take Swiffer to play in Memorial Park.<br \/>\nHere we learned a valuable lesson.<\/p>\n<p>If you spend the afternoon doing this:<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"Dog Park\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chipw\/4200347789\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2762\/4200347789_94825813ee.jpg\" alt=\"Dog Park\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It will probably lead to this:<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium\" title=\"Sleep\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/chipw\/4202049832\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2553\/4202049832_914fd291c2.jpg\" alt=\"Sleep\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While Scrappy was finishing up some sewing, I decided to take Swiffer to play in Memorial Park. Here we learned a valuable lesson. If you spend the afternoon doing this: It will probably lead to this:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spynotebook.org\/chip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}