The Binary Palindrome System.
It’s our Math Rock project.
Featuring a rich, complicated tapestry of melodies and rhythm that it takes a slide rule to make sense of, The Binary Palindrome System’s new album, “10110111 00001101 11011001 00111111 10001011,” is a masterpiece that only the most pretentious of music nerds could pretend to enjoy.
With the decline of sitcoms and the hopeful decline of reality tv, it seems that all the networks are interested in making are shows about law and medicine. There seem to be dozens of shows about these professional occupations, with new ones constantly popping up. However, it occurs to me that one professional positon has been left out: Accounting. I propose a weekly 1 hour drama documenting the cases presented to Irving Lavine, C.P.A. He’s a Forensic Accountant who kicks asses and asks questions later.
Yet another combination of a two syllable word with a one syllable word.
With Steve Harvey. (Chip)
Screenplay about James McDouhan (Scotty from StarTrek) who pisses off the producers of Star Trek on his deathbed. He then has to come back from the grave to stop the producers from removing him from all of his Star Trek appearances.
“God is Not an Ogre,” the groundbreaking debut album from SleepyHead, slated to be released in 2005, will change everything you know about blogcore, knitcore, dreammo, and honktronica.
Find it now. I won’t be cool anymore when it actually comes out.
We’re going to become spammers. But not your typical greedy,
self-serving spammers. I’m thinking absurdist spam. I think we
should send out completely nonsensical spam with important subject
lines like:
Prevent Penis Growth!
Sell Ice Cream for Better Health, Longer Life.
New Cream to Remove Unsightly Eyes and Blemishes
No Spitting!
Click here to see sexy kittens who want to play, eat your tuna.
I think you get the gist.
Comic book about someone with multiple personalities, who has his identity stolen by his secondary personality.
Skinemax style show about a sorority that’s hit hard times and is about to lose their house. In order to save their house, they’re forced to turn it into a house of ill-repute. Hilarity ensues.
We need to create an eharmony style dating website complete with a jungle fever checkbox. We charge people $30 a month to sign up and write some crap algorithm to determine their “compatability.” I mean, come on, once people are that desperate, all you have to do is put them together and it’ll work out.