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TV Shows

The best show ever

Skinemax style show about a sorority that’s hit hard times and is about to lose their house. In order to save their house, they’re forced to turn it into a house of ill-repute. Hilarity ensues.

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Internet/WebSites

Dating Website

We need to create an eharmony style dating website complete with a jungle fever checkbox. We charge people $30 a month to sign up and write some crap algorithm to determine their “compatability.” I mean, come on, once people are that desperate, all you have to do is put them together and it’ll work out.

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screenplays

Pop Star Forensic Detective

Britney Spears: Britney quits pop music to become a forensic scientist

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screenplays

Idea

The Straight Dope: Was Boston once literally flooded with molasses?

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Songs We Want To Cover

Nightswimming
Sweet Child O’ Man
Babylon
Tiny Dancer
Centerfold
Under the Milky Way
Let’s Stay Together
Say It Ain’t So
Come Dancin’
Welcome to Paradise
Ana Ng
Total Eclipse of the Heart
The Gambler

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bands

Tim Conway and Harvey Korman of the 21st Century

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bands

Evenly Plaid

Evenly Plaid

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screenplays

Bone Pirates

Dinosaur bone pirates. Johnny Depp is a pirate who disguises himself as a teacher to go on a private dig with private school kids. When he wears a patch he is a pirate, no one knows who he is. He has a stuffed parrot all the time.

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bands

Some Bands We Would Be In

Half of Africa
Ethereal Flushes
Bareback LLamas
Gravity Girl
Jessie’s Girls
Bloody Banshees
Pinching Pencils
Madly Medusa
Dead Elliot Smith

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comics

Suicide Kitty

Daily style three panel comic that features the exploits of a housecat who’s locked inside all day. His life is incomprehensibly boring and everyday he tries a new way to unsuccessfully put an end to his miserable existence. Invariably his attempts are thwarted by various environmental factors and his owner, who just imagines that the cat is being precocious. I’m thinking the strip should pretty much perpetually make fun of other comics.