Skinemax style show about a sorority that’s hit hard times and is about to lose their house. In order to save their house, they’re forced to turn it into a house of ill-repute. Hilarity ensues.
Dating Website
We need to create an eharmony style dating website complete with a jungle fever checkbox. We charge people $30 a month to sign up and write some crap algorithm to determine their “compatability.” I mean, come on, once people are that desperate, all you have to do is put them together and it’ll work out.
Pop Star Forensic Detective
Idea
Songs We Want To Cover
Nightswimming
Sweet Child O’ Man
Babylon
Tiny Dancer
Centerfold
Under the Milky Way
Let’s Stay Together
Say It Ain’t So
Come Dancin’
Welcome to Paradise
Ana Ng
Total Eclipse of the Heart
The Gambler
Evenly Plaid
Evenly Plaid
Bone Pirates
Dinosaur bone pirates. Johnny Depp is a pirate who disguises himself as a teacher to go on a private dig with private school kids. When he wears a patch he is a pirate, no one knows who he is. He has a stuffed parrot all the time.
Some Bands We Would Be In
Half of Africa
Ethereal Flushes
Bareback LLamas
Gravity Girl
Jessie’s Girls
Bloody Banshees
Pinching Pencils
Madly Medusa
Dead Elliot Smith
Suicide Kitty
Daily style three panel comic that features the exploits of a housecat who’s locked inside all day. His life is incomprehensibly boring and everyday he tries a new way to unsuccessfully put an end to his miserable existence. Invariably his attempts are thwarted by various environmental factors and his owner, who just imagines that the cat is being precocious. I’m thinking the strip should pretty much perpetually make fun of other comics.