I have been fighting the millenium thing for as long as I can. I have been kicking and screaming for months about how the millenium ends next year. But you know what, screw it. If the rest of the world is going to celebrate the big zero date then I want to to . Sadly, I have only given myself one day to do this.
My last day of the willenium will be spent in the following way.
1. The Last Breakfast of the Millenium with Susan and Amy. Zim’s. 9:15.
2. The Last Coffee of the Millenium with Trevor. Jittery Joe’s. 11:00.
3. A Very Special Passions. 2:00. NBC.
4. The Millenial Cleaning of my House
5. Chip’s Y2K Party.
I am sure much discussion today will be devoted to the fact that we are all a little depressed that the world isn’t as futuristic as we would like for it to be. Sure, I watched TV off of my ReplayTV this morning and I am listening to Time Of Your Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warren streaming at my over my cable modem but is that really the future?
Where are the bubble cars, man?
Where is the all-knowing little boy or triumverant of white haired old men in unitards who command us all?
This is all just a little depressing for me. Trevor is going to look for a silver jumpsuit to wear tonight. I think he may have the best idea of us all.
