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Guardian Unlimited Film | Features | What’s popcorn in Aramaic?
Peletaa kuullaah da-Qraabay Kawkbey.
It’s all an allegory of Star Wars.Shluukh kleelaa d-kuubayk, pquud. Laa meshkakh naa d-ekhzey l-ketaan tsuur- aathaa.
Could you take off your crown of thorns, please? I can’t see the screen.Baseem, ellaa saabar naa d-etstebeeth yateer b-Lebeh d-Gabaaraa!
Not bad, but I think I preferred Braveheart.