You have a lot of time to talk while you fix computers all day. Here are some recent quotes:
“It’s just your standard hetero history lesson.”
“Wow, “The Fall Guy” still comes on in Germany.”
“According to the Golden Sun placemat, I am a goat.”
“Wait. I thought Cher *was* Madonna.”
“My friend ‘Shrimpy’ is a midget.”
“Gotta have your bling finger.”
“She doesn’t drink so it’s really hard to fit in at the convent.”
“Do we have to dress like Santa’s elves, or can we dress as *real* elves?”
