Apparently, Tom Cruise wants all our beautiful Earth women for some nefarious scientologist plot. Luckily, plucky Scarlett Johansson was too smart for his crazy hyp-mo-tizing.
snipped from Fresh Intelligence June 17 2005 : Radar Online
‘[Cruise] took me into this room, which was stifling hot, and was showing me all kinds of info about joining the church,’ Johansson told our source. ‘The whole time he didn’t even offer me a cookie!’ Instead, he offered her dinner—and a glimpse into the Twilight Zone.
After two hours of proselytizing, our source says Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingenue politely excused herself.
I think we need to send someone in to save Katie. It might not be too late.
Hmmm… Is that why Scarlett dropped out of MI3? Just couldn’t take the creepiness?
Having covered a Church of Scientology session for actors in Hollywood back in 2001, I can safely say that Scarlett got out just in the nick of time. That’s some creepy-ass stuff they cook up in there. The Celebrity Centre is as spooky as a haunted house atop Witch Mountain on Friday the 13th, if you ax me!
*shudder*