So, I just finished reading harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone for the first time after several years of fear for my eternal soul. I still feel ok. More of a general malaise than my soul being sucked into the depths of hell. I’m ready for book two. The goal, of course, is to read all five before six comes out. I’ll keep you updated.
hey kids, just because I’m going to hell doesn’t mean that you should! Be sure to check out these websites:
Harry Potter And The Antichrist
The Make Believe World of Harry Potter Is Driving Children to the Edge of Insanity!
That was pretty fast! You may get through all of them yet!
I’m so proud!