Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. Why’d you have to let Oliver provoke you like that? So, he stole Coop from you. Not so much of a loss, if you ask me. I was over her about a minute after y’all got back from TJ. I would have given the O.C. major props if Marissa had died in the alley in Tijuana. People would still be talking about it. If she’s so dumb as to fall for the crap that Oliver is pulling then she deserves whatever happens THREE WEEKS from now when we get a new episode.
She was gone and you could have had your pick of the OC babes who wanted a piece of the bad boy from Chino. But you had to punch him. We knew you were going to because we heard the “something is about to happen” music. I like that music. I wish it played when something dramatic was happening in my life. You know, like when OfficeScan is about to find a particularly nasty virus on a laptop, I would hear the music and get ready to look all dramatic and I would say, “You know what I like best about viruses?” DOUBLE-CLICK! “Nothing.”
And Seth, I might have told you wrong. I think Summer was the right choice. Anna is still cool to have around cause she reads the comics, yo. We need girls who can talk the talk. But she is even getting on my nerves a little at this point. I bet Summer would read the Legion if you asked her nice.
Thank you for reading my O.C. rant of the week. I look forward to telling you way too much of my inner dialog about “Joan of Arcadia” sometime this Friday evening.
