Tom Cruise Can Save You

SPIEGEL Interview with Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg: Actor Tom Cruise Opens Up about his Beliefs in the Church of Scientology – International – SPIEGEL ONLINE

Cruise:
But if someone wants to get off drugs, I can help them.
If someone wants to learn how to read, I can help them.
If someone doesn’t want to be a criminal anymore, I can give them tools that can better their life.

Cruise: I’m a helper. For instance, I myself have helped hundreds of people get off drugs. In Scientology, we have the only successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. It’s called Narconon.

SPIEGEL: That’s not correct. Yours is never mentioned among the recognized detox programs. Independent experts warn against it because it is rooted in pseudo science.

Cruise: You don’t understand what I am saying. It’s a statistically proven fact that there is only one successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. Period.

SPIEGEL: With all due respect, we doubt that.

And he gets to make out with Katie Holmes.