Since I have already doomed myself by reading the Harry Potter, I have decided to explore the softer side of black magic. I started by purchasing for the Cason and I Wolfgang Puck Gourmet Rich Mocha Latte in the new self-heating can. Ain’t nothing natural about that, no sir.
So, the deal is that you shake it and turn it upside down which calls forth the demons and traps them in a little plastic bubble. When you depress the bubble it sends them down into the can of mocha. They, being upset about being trapped in a $2 can of coffee become angry and agitated and heat the coffee up.
After six to eight minutes, the demons decide that everything is fine and that they have thought about it and there are far worse places to be than in a can of gourmet coffee beverage. They turn the “hot spot” white to show you that it is safe to open the coffee.
So, give it another shake out of spite and open it up and you have pure devlish 140 degree coffee. I am not sure if the demons can get out or not but as an American consumer, I am not supposed to worry about such things. They can live happily in a landfill for all I care.
It’s mocha-evil-riffic!
Was it tasty? Would you buy it again?
Okay, since I don’t understand coffee in general, what is this post about? Really.